I Wouldn't Mind A Feel Of Her Phreatic Surface

Good news! The water table in our little street has risen due to the wet smothering that we've been fortunate enough to endure these last couple of days. And joy joy! A little spring has sprung – can you guess where? That's right, in my basement, which as vistors to Chez Gosins will know, is also my den with tools and instruments and nice things in like that. So we have oodles of lovely water streaming through my den, to the door and outside, where all the little molecule bits of water get together and form a pond! Which then rises, and rises, and nearly reaches the door where it would continue to rise inside my house! The only reason it doesn't quite manage it, is because I've been filling up buckets all day, and chucking them over the wall. All. Sodding. Day. With a hangover too.

Oh! Oh Oh Agatha! You'll never guess what?! You know that I'm getting my piano. Yes – the one that I learn't on, the best piano in the world, my birthright and inheritance, yes that piano! Well, I've got it – yes, it's in my den now, raised off the floor using four house bricks to avoid all that lovely, rot-encouraging water lapping it's way up my piano. Yes Agatha, it's playing beautifully, I think I will always play in future whilst aquaplaning. Oh, and you'll never guess the final coup de grace. When did I have it delivered, all the way from my Nan's in Coalvile to my den-on-sea? Yesterday.

Petros 'It's a-longa fucking night-a head' Pisco

ESPIONAGE!

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Okay, been XXXXXXXXX to it all day now. Some list-type thoughts -


I know the XXXXXX of the Andyvox (which I'm taking to be the template, not withstanding the interesting XXXXX from Ed, and the fact I haven't XXXXXXX to my take) is for the most part XXXX XXXXX, can't we have a 'vodka and tonic' for obvious reasons?

Re: Mixing - In an unusual move from my usual 'whack XXXXXX XXXXXX on it', I want to take something out of the bit between the XXXXX XXXXXX and the XXXXXX XXXXX - maybe the bass, maybe a guitar, maybe the drums, XXXXX everything! Just needs a change in XXXXXXX, and XXXX little in this song needs any more, apart from maybe...

... a XXXX? There's already some Ed bits on the second XXXXX that could be brought out. Or are vocals going XXXXX. How about a sitar?

We XXXX to make a film of this song - something like Carry On... XXXXX Laurence of Arabia?

I hear XXXX voices in this XXXX we need snatches of vox. Maybe finishing Versey XXXX off?

The XXXXXXX need to sit apart, XXXXXX side of the bass, XXXXX itself needs XX XXX phatly.

Andy, will try and get down on XXXXXX for some crazy. Maybe will pop another XXXXX, if we've time to XXXXXX anything XXXXX going to change, and if my XXXXXXXX stops fucking with every part of me that's open to XXXXXX invasion. Feel pretty XXXXXXX. Mustn't complain though. Worse things can happen.

Ed, you XXXXXX very very well, on both parts - I'm envious.

Time for XXX